succession: antiquitea: havisham | nick-andopolis | curmudgeonlaine | rouxfully: Today in Are You Fucking Kidding Me: pens for LADIES. Normal pens are too rough and plain for our delicate lady-hands, clearly. Also, “EASY GLIDE: Feel the Smoothness” sounds like it belongs on lube, not writing utensils. I’m not sticking it in my vagina, Bic, I’m WRITING WITH IT. gee I don’t know how I could ever lift any other pens they’re just so heavy. Writing is really hard and boring; I’m glad I can buy these girly pens to make it worthwhile. But the ink isn’t even pink, what the fuck.  Do they vibrate? Because that’s the only way I would feel the smoothness. Are they scented? I want only a delicate fragrance for my delicate hands.

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antiquitea:

havisham | nick-andopolis | curmudgeonlaine | rouxfully:

Today in Are You Fucking Kidding Me: pens for LADIES. Normal pens are too rough and plain for our delicate lady-hands, clearly.

Also, “EASY GLIDE: Feel the Smoothness” sounds like it belongs on lube, not writing utensils. I’m not sticking it in my vagina, Bic, I’m WRITING WITH IT.

gee I don’t know how I could ever lift any other pens they’re just so heavy.

Writing is really hard and boring; I’m glad I can buy these girly pens to make it worthwhile.

But the ink isn’t even pink, what the fuck. 

Do they vibrate? Because that’s the only way I would feel the smoothness.

Are they scented? I want only a delicate fragrance for my delicate hands.